Hi! I came back. <.< I'm here to give you guys some Elricest smut for Memorial day here in the states. Enjoy!
Title: Maid (One-shot)
Pairing: Elricest
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest, Yaoi, Sex, Kink, Toys, Crossdressing
Summary: Al loses a bet to Ed and must do whatever kinky things his brother wants.
( Maid )
- Mood:
hungry
Chris: If anyone recognizes me it's not me I swear O_o
You're crazy. If they recongnized you, wouldn't it be you?
~No it's not me no one must know. Plus anyway even if they did it wouldn't bad cuz why were they lookin at a page about yaoi. That would just mean I'd have a friend!!!
Why are they looking? Same reason we teased you about being in the rainbow store. xD
~Well, who would ever think I'd be here and no one knows about yaoi so how would they know to look here
No one knows? Tell that to the millions of yaoi fangirls around the globe.
~Well no one in my school!!!
Okay....anyway, pics of Chris and his "Ed-ness"...xD
That's all for pics. Oh, and if you're thinking about seeing August Rush and/or PS I love you, do. Especially PS I Love You. It's AMAZING!!!!!
PS Chris don't decide whether to come home with me by flipping a coin! Do what you want to do!
- Location:Chris's house
- Mood:
Chris is confused - Music:Chris wondering what to do
- Mood:
distressed
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- Mood:
sad and shocked
Chris: HEATH LEDGER'S DEAD!!!!
Me: WHAT?!!! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS!!!!
Chris: I AM!!!! My sister just told me!!!!
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Chris: I KNOW!!!!!
Me: She's gotta be joking...*goes to Yahoo* OMG! SHE WASN'T JOKING!!!!!!!! HE DIED!!!!!
(http://omg.yahoo.com/heath-ledger-found-d
And now he and I are trying to comfort each other via phone.
Chris is sad because now there won't be a BBM2(Me: There wouldn't be anyway, Jack died!), but I'm depressed, cuz well...It's so sad, and really creepy because just before we found out, we were talking about BBM.
He even had a two year old daughter.
I'm gonna cry.
- Mood:
crushed
In first period, she started doing what she always does--scratching her head, then smelling and eating what comes off--except this time, she looked at me afterwards and I started sneezing repeatedly.
It's still happening. I was fine before then, but now I sneeze many times in a row at random moments.
I was downloading songs yesterday to put on my zune, and I downloaded "Your Beautiful" by James Blunt. Now my roommate knows why I always sing "I was fucking high" instead of "I was flying high" like it says on the radio, because the one I downloaded is the unedited album version. She was shocked. xD
Oops. I sneezed. And also everytime I do, my eyes water buckets. X.x My fingertips feel velvety from the lotion on the tissues I've used.
Steve and I got into an interesting coversation today. We both ordered nachos, and I didn't finish mine, so I gave the rest to him. When the lady started over to clean up, I said, "Geez Steve, now I have to tell her you're not done, so we can exchange a knowing glance about how men never finish their nachos....or ask for directions!"
Steve said, "THEY'RE YOUR NACHOS!!!"
So we got into this big discussion about who's nachos they were. He said mine because I bought them, I said his because I gave them to him.
We asked my friends Christina and Heather their opinions. Christina agreed with me, but Heather said we had to write on a piece of paper that I was giving them to him. I answered, "Next time we can sign a contract that says I pass all rights to the nachos over to Steve."
Steve cracked up.
So.
The whole thing was really random. xDDD;;;
- Mood:
sick - Music:We Call It Love- Vic Mignogna
It hasn't snowed in 3 F'ING YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mood:bouncy
Any males who are reading this should rejoice the fact that they were blessed with a Y chromosome.
- Mood:
sore
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok
But that’s not what gets me
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin’ to do
It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I’m doin’ It
It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do
Not seeing that loving you
That’s what I was trying to do
- Mood:
sick
Part 1 -- The Basics
What's your name? :: Mo-chan/Aru
Birthplace :: Secret. ^-^ Let's pretend and say Resembool. =3
Age :: 19
Age you act :: Young. Very young. xD
Current location :: Home.
Eye color :: blue
Hair color :: dark blond
Right, lefty or ambidextrous?:: righty
Zodiac sign? :: Cancer the Crab
Height? :: 5' 4"
Part 2 -- Describe...
Your heritage/nationality :: European. Mostly British.
Your hair :: Medium-long and pretty poofy...at least its not as poofy as it used to be.
Your fears :: SPIDERS. O.O And being alone.
Your perfect room :: FILLED with anime and yaoi stuff. Plus Vic Mignogna would be there too. xD
What you practically do in a day :: Listen to music, RP, write, draw, ramble.
Part 3 -- What is/are...
Words you overuse :: Like, yaoi, Vic, dude
Phrases you overuse :: "Uhm", "what the fuck?" and "Aru is cold D:"
Your first thought when you wake up :: "5 more minutes..." or "DAMN PHONE!!!" (I don't trust my alarm at ALL, so my friend usually calls to make sure I'm up)
Your greatest accomplishment :: Dunno... O.O Maybe...when I got an 1100 out of 1600 on the SAT when I took it during 7th grade. =D
Something you want to do :: Make a manga, I guess. Or write a yaoi novel. xD
Part 4 -- This or that
Pepsi or Coke :: Coke
McDonald's or Burger Kings :: BK
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera :: Christina Aguilera
Chocolate or vanilla :: CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Adidas or Nike :: Neither. I like my skull shoes best. =D
Black or white :: Both
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) :: Bills
Burgers or hot dogs :: Burgers
Egypt or France :: France...too hot in Egypt
Rock or rap :: ROCK!! I hate rap.
Part 5 -- The Last...
Last dream :: Roy came home to find Ed fucking Al in his bed. Unfortunately, just like always, I woke up before the REEEEALLY good parts. D:
Last nightmare :: I was about to be killed, but I woke up.
Car ride :: In my dad's car. Except I was driving.
Last time you cried:: Few weeks ago, I think.
Last movie seen :: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Last movie rented :: God, I dunno...It was so long ago...
Last book read :: Fullmetal Alchemist Art Book...or if that doesn't count, FMA #13
Last word said :: "Baby" (my cat)
Last curse word said :: "damn"
Last time you laugh :: about an hour ago
Last phone call :: I called my mom and left her a message
Last CD played :: One of my mixes
Last song you listened to :: Iris
Last annoyance :: This guy sitting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
Last IM :: My IM died, but I did get an email from Amber that said, "Is this going to lead to some kind of internet sex?" xDDDDDDD
Last weird encounter :: I unlocked my door and turned the knob, and it opened by itself. It felt like someone had pulled it open, but I was there alone. O.O
Last person you hugged :: Amber
Last person you yelled at :: Amber(yes, also the last person I hugged. xDDDD;;;;)
Last time you wore a skirt :: FOREVER AGO. I hate skirts.
Last time you've been evil :: Today. xD;;;; I forgot I had my clipboard, and hit Amber with my sketchbook, with the clipboard underneath. D: Sorry, Amber.
Sarcastic? :: No, never. *rolls eyes*
Last time you fought with your parents :: This morning. ><;;;;;
Last time you wished upon a star :: The other night
Played Truth or Dare :: YEARS ago.
Spent quality time alone :: NEVER.
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! :: Nope! HAHA.
- Mood:
accomplished - Music:Iris
We talked for atleast an hour. He told me a guy kissed him on the cheek, and I asked him what he wanted for Christmas, since he still hasn't told me yet. He said, "A boyfriend."
I replied, "Sure, just let me go on eBay and buy you one. *SARCASM*"
Chris: Really?
Me: NO. >.<
Chris: Oh....I'm tired.
And yesterday I bought FMA #13 and and the 2nd FMA artbook with a gift card I got for Christmas from my apparent "adopted grandmother", in her words, since I have no grandparents(she's really my brother-in-law's mom).
I went to my dad's today, and while I was there, I tried to draw the cover of FMA #13. I couldn't get the gate eye right, so I asked my dad for help(he's a good artist. ^-^)
Dad: Why can't you draw it?
Me: If I knew how to draw normal eyes, I wouldn't have to draw anime so much.
Dad: Oh. Well, don't look at it as an eye, look at it as a geometric shape.
Me: ....Dad, I barely passed geometry.
Dad: I thought that was only because you spent your time drawing instead of doing your homework.
It's actually true. I hated homework. ^^;;;;;
So anyway I drew the eye, and I guess it looks...okay. O.O
I was making fun of Ashley the other day, because in our roleplay Roy and Al were being lovey-dovey again. Roy wanted to dance with Al, and Al asked, "But don't we need music?" She wrote that Roy replied, "No, because the music is in our hearts."
So, after 3rd period, we were walking with our arms linked and in an overexaggerated lovey-dovey voice, I said, "Ashley, the music is in our hearts, and in our love for each other!!!!" and she was cracking up.
People were staring at us. xDDD
Oh, and there was YAOI ON NICKELODEAN!!!!
I was watching the show Drake and Josh with my nephew, and they had a fight. Then Drake bought Josh Oprah tickets(wtf?) and asked "So do you like me again?" Josh said, "LIKE you?! I LOVE YOU!!!!" and kissed Drake straight on the lips for what felt to me like 5 mins(it WAS a long time), as I tried very hard not to scream like the crazy fangirl I am.
So, yeah, GREAT show. xDDD
~~~~~
Song for how I feel:
- Mood:
naughty
- Mood:
giddy
NO MORE FINALS YAY. ^^
Plus I'm off till January 3rd, which STILL doesn't feel like long enough, but I guess I'll take what I can get.
So yeah, my good mood's back.
Except my mouth still hurts from the four fillings I got yesterday. Yeah, that's right, I said FOUR. Don't ask questions, just know a mixture of tons of sugary treats like chocolate, etc. and expired toothpaste isn't too good for you. =P
Anyway, I was thinking today after one of my finals that I'd kinda like to know more about my LJ friends. So I'm creating this most likely random questionaire thingy, and I'm asking for all my LJ friends to please fill it out . And try to be honest, please, but if your answers really are as random as the questions may be(like mine are), then that's fine. So please, allow me to learn more about you guys? *pleading puppy dog look*
PS I'll even fill it out myself afterwards so you guys know more about me, as well. ^^
~
There. That's all the questions for now. Might do this again later. Maybe.
If some of these questions might seem a little personal or such, I swear I'm not a creepy stalker. O.O I seriously just want to learn more about my LJ friends, I swear. >.O
~
Now I'll fill this thing out:
~~~~
And that's me.
So please, fill this out? I'll give you a cookie if you do. You can even choose what kind.
- Mood:
Owwie... T.T - Music:U + Ur Hand- Pink
NO MORE.
Good mood from earlier?
DEAD AND GONE.
I HATE the dentist's office.
- Mood:
crappy
- Location:Home
- Mood:UBER HYPER LIKE WOAH OwO
- Music:The chair squeakin as I keep moving around OwO
Tho I made it for Chris, anyone can use it. (Doubt anyone will, tho. ^^;;;;) As long as I have credit for making it.
Now I'm off to make something for Amber(
- Mood:
accomplished
That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without
He talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night
[Chorus:]
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause
[Repeat Chorus]
So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into..
He looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.
- Mood:
lonely
Authors: Mo-chan aka
Pairings: RoyxEdxAl, sometimes just RoyxAl because Ash and I will be in a sappy mood. O.O
Rating: PG-13 here
Warnings: Yaoi. Randomness. O.O
A/N: I put our notes to each other(stuff in parenthesis) in here because I can. And they're funny. xD But if you want to ignore that part, you can.
Plus, there's a part in here to see if your paying attention. Cookies to anyone who knows what part. xD
- Mood:
amused - Music:Music from my chorus concert
Lets101 - free dating
Damn straight. xD
Guys hold your breath...
Lets101 - Free Online Dating
I have more sex appeal than I thought. O.O

Lets101 - Dating Free Online
I doubt it. O.O
- Mood:
mellow
